As much as I love looking up nicknames, I have to admit that sometimes the recommendations that are out there make the topics even more fun than I first expected.
When it came to blonde nicknames – both for girls & guys – I was pleasantly surprised by how many good options are out there, especially if you’re looking for funny nicknames.
I love the idea of nicknaming a man with bottle blond (i.e. not natural, dyed blonde) hair “N’ Sync” for example – as was the band’s now aged, yet iconic 90s look.
I also love the idea of nicknaming a blonde “Mr. Pacman” or “Mrs. Packman” as I find it both adorable and hilarious – and yet definitely not in any sort of mean way.
I’ve done a couple other articles about nicknames that are based on hair features – like nicknames for redheads and nicknames for those with curly hair, and while I love the idea of developing nicknames that are based on hair styles and colours, I have to admit the others I’ve done were a bit harder to produce nicknames I really liked for.
Maybe it’s that there are a lot of cute, well known yellow fictional characters – like “Tweety Bird” or blond celebrities that are well known for their locks, like Trump or Marilyn Monroe.
Maybe it’s because there are so many yellow foods that actually make for really great nicknames – Mustard and Honey are two really cute ones that I think work really well.
Who knows why really, but basically I did really love the ideas I got browsing around, and came up with in the process of writing this article.
If you’re a blonde and like one or more of the nicknames on this list and would actually not mind being called a few of them, do us all a favour and point out your favourites in the comments below so we can know which you find are the most appealing.
And if you’re looking to nickname a blonde in your life – hopefully you’ll find something perfect on this list, or be able to come up with a flawless nickname after coming up with an idea based on one of the categories I’ve listed.
Have any ideas for good blonde nicknames that didn’t make it to this list? Would also love to hear any and all recommendations you have in the comments below!
And if you have favourites that are cute or sweet and others that you find are hilarious, let us know which are which.
Blonde Girl & Blonde Boy Nicknames: Cute, Sweet, Fun, & Funny
Unisex Nicknames for Blondes
- Bionda
- Golden Curls
- Golden Head
- Golden Locks
- Hard Hat
- Mercury
- Sandy
- Smiley
- Sunny
- Sun Ray
- Tweety Pie
- Twinkie
Names of Animals That Make Good Unisex Blonde Nicknames
- Goldfish
- Duck / Duckie
- Duckling
- Goldfinch
- Bee
- Bumblebee
- Canary
- Chick / Chicky / Chickie
- Giraffe
Food Names That Make Good Unisex Blonde Nicknames
- Mustard
- Peaches
- Lemon
- Honey
- Mountain Dew
- Cheese
- Corn Pop
- Pineapple
- Custard Cap
- Ginger Snap
- Pepper
- Cheese Puff
- Corn
- Golden Delicious
- Summer Squash
- Goldfish
- Honey Head
- Cheese Head
- Lemon Head
Yellow Characters’ Names That Make Good Blonde Unisex Nicknames
- Tweety / Tweety Bird
- Spongebob
- Pacman
- Big Bird
- Goldilocks
- Apollo
Funny Unisex Blonde Nicknames
- Yellow Pages
- Rubber Ducky
- Banana Head
- Beach Head
- Bleach Head
- Albino Head
Nicknames for Blonde Girls
Yellow Flower Names That Make Good Female Blonde Nicknames
- Daisy
- Buttercup
- Dandilion
- Sunflower
- Marigold
- Lily
- Tulip
- Geranium
- Begonia
- Waterlily
- Goldenrod
- Primrose
- Iris
- Snapdragon
Yellow Characters’ Names That Make Good Blonde Girl Nicknames
- Mrs. Pacman
- Barbie
Blond Female Celebrity Names That Make Good Blonde Female Nicknames
- Blondie (band)
- Marilyn Monroe
- Madonna
- Grace Kelly
- Rihanna
- Gwen Stafani
- Beyonce
- Courtney Love
- Gweneth Paltrow
- Princess Diana
- Reese Witherspoon
Nicknames for Blonde Guys
Yellow Characters’ Names That Make Good Blonde Guy Nicknames
- Mr. Pacman
- King Joffrey
Blond Male Celebrity Names That Make Good Blonde Male Nicknames
- Trump
Funny Nicknames for Blonde Guys
- ‘N Sync
- Draco Malfoy
- Guy Fieri
- Flavor Town
- Ken
- Dennis Rodman
Using Stereotypically Female Blonde Nicknames as Funny Blonde Nicknames for Men
- Goldilocks
- Legally Blonde
- & any other stereotypically female blonde nickname
Your Thoughts on Blonde Nicknames?
What are your favourite blonde nicknames?
Which do you think are the cutest/sweetest? Which do you think are the funniest?
Are there any nicknames you think should be up on this list that didn’t manage to make it?
Are there any categories of things (like yellow foods, yellow characters, blonde celebrities, etc.) that you think would make for good nicknames for blondes?
Love to hear your thoughts and opinions in the comments section below!
How about “Haystack”?
That’s pretty stinkin’ adorable!